If this post doesn’t make you wanna eat healthy, I don’t know what will.
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I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants
yahoo just bought tumblr
rip tumblr
Azmodan
when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline
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we had a substitute teacher who kept saying he was a philosopher??? and somehow everyone was impressed by that and he said “ladies, if a guy wants to sleep with you and you say no and and he follows you around and keeps asking you no matter what you say, you should say yes, because he truly loves you” and everyone nodded at his wisdom and i just
I am rage
I
eats a snack while making a snack
You sold my car?! How could you? What were you thinking?
I thought I was helping... you always complain about how you need money.
For gas!
For the car!!